one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker
I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end